heyllo hamburgers.

考试考完了：) but i dont know what i got yet. . . better be 90%+ !! but i think i failed. argh, whatever.

today miss baka is going to teach you how to force the voice out of ya computer. > kekeke. . . its not that cruel :)
every computer has a different voice. husky male voice, soft female tone, or childish pitch, maybe even granpapa? kekeke. . . you find out.

open notepad, or whatever document type program you use.

INPUT:
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "I love you"

(you may replace i love you with any other excerpt you wish to hear)
save as visualbasic script (.vbs instead of .txt).
run the script et voilá!

mines an american lady with a deep voice.

AN OLD but CLASSY JOKE :)

so there were a class of people taking english lessons
as their second language. the teacher asked them to construct a sentence with the words; green, pink & yellow. the first man who had previous english lessons said; the sun is yellow, the grass is green and my car is pink. the second man who was asian proceeded with his sentence: 'i was at home when the phone rang *green green*, i pink it up and i said yellow.

har harr.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 ate (8) 9.

BLA BLAHH
go have fun in your own little worlds. . .

heyllo hamburgers.

考试考完了：) but i dont know what i got yet. . . better be 90%+ !! but i think i failed. argh, whatever.

today miss baka is going to teach you how to force the voice out of ya computer. > kekeke. . . its not that cruel :)
every computer has a different voice. husky male voice, soft female tone, or childish pitch, maybe even granpapa? kekeke. . . you find out.

open notepad, or whatever document type program you use.

INPUT:
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "I love you"

(you may replace i love you with any other excerpt you wish to hear)
save as visualbasic script (.vbs instead of .txt).
run the script et voilá!

mines an american lady with a deep voice.

AN OLD but CLASSY JOKE :)

so there were a class of people taking english lessons
as their second language. the teacher asked them to construct a sentence with the words; green, pink & yellow. the first man who had previous english lessons said; the sun is yellow, the grass is green and my car is pink. the second man who was asian proceeded with his sentence: 'i was at home when the phone rang *green green*, i pink it up and i said yellow.

har harr.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 ate (8) 9.

BLA BLAHH
go have fun in your own little worlds. . .